Tuesday, May 6, 2008

Opening Ceremony and other hooplaa

May 1st was the opening ceremony of my new center. It had all the hoopla and shenanigans of any Korean opening. There was a band, food, speeches, and famous Koreans and of course flowers. One can always tell when something is new here. There are reefs of flowers all around the entrance.
I missed the opening ceremony. Actually I wasn't invited. I had to work. Part of the ceremony was a tour. They brought in one class of students to run through our Sim lab. So I was teaching a bunch of girls how to order food at a fast food joint. Woo Hoo. I got to do this as my co-worker got to cut the ribbon. I'm a wee bit jealous. She gets to do all the fun stuff. My director was pretty proud. He told me that some guy's hand I shook was the big wig in charge of the school system on Jeju. Apparently it was a big honor. "Not everyone gets to shake his hand." is what my director told me. So what I shook some dude's hand, who I will never meet again. Come on! Not that big of a deal. It made him happy though.
Following the ceremony, we went to lunch. Nice restaurant. Though the food they served was a bit funny. It was all shellfish, prawns, clams, muscles, in a soup. The problem was, none of it was deshelled. So I had to go into my soup, dig out what I wanted to eat, pop it out of the shell and into my mouth. So go on eating. Some people are still eating, some are done. None of that mattered, when the most important guy in the room was finished, everyone was finished. Fucked up culture. Gotta love the Confucianism.
OK, little side track here. Confucianism is not a bad thing. Respecting elders and all that good stuff. The thing is, that Koreans have taken advantage of it. The old people and rich people think that they should get special treatment. They won't move out of your way, even if it is much easier for them to do so. I was in a car with a friend. An elderly gentleman, driving a nicer car was going down the street. Now streets here only allow one car to go at a time. My friend along with 2 other cars behind him, had to back up to let him pass. It was much easier for this guy to pull off to the side, but he wouldn't. That is just one example of many. I've played chicken with people on the island. I will walk in a straight line, with purpose, just to see if they will move out of my way. I've run into more than have moved. Then they look at you like you are crazy.
OK back to the school stuff. After lunch, we had to come back to work. Well come back and look busy. I've been doing the same stuff since then, nothing. I don't know what classes I will be teaching or if I will be teaching at all. If I do end up teaching, it won't be until the 20th of May. Until then, I don't have anything to do. I can't even lesson plan. So I am studying for my SCUBA lessons, and some Korean
So after school, it was dinner with the same people for lunch and drinking. That was fine. Food and a couple shots of soju isn't such a bad thing. I was ready to go and we start to leave, when Arielle and myself get hijacked. We are going to a Noribong, Karaoke bar. I wasn't in the mood for it, Arielle really didn't want to do it. But we had no choice in the matter. Our director wanted to go, so we were obligated to go. We get there and they order 4 bottles of whisky at $100 a pop. This was after Arielle got bitched out by our director for ordering a drink that cost $1 more than a bottle of soju, that they were sucking down. I tried to show them the proper way to drink it, yeah they were having none of that. Korean way is to shoot whisky. So they sip a $4 bottle of crap soju, but shoot good whisky. A bit backwards if you ask me. Sang some and danced some. The video is of my director dancing, enjoy. Sorry it is sideways. I can't figure out how to flip it.

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